The Republic of Mr Benny is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 716 million Mr Bennyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Mr Bennyian economy, worth 25.3 trillion lire a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,278 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, governments opposing Mr Benny are beset by rebels, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime is moderate. Mr Benny's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mr Benny is ranked 241,465^th in the world and 113^th in Atlanticana for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.